Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:15 pm

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:05 pm

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Mar 31, 2022 5:15 pm

I am not sure that I would last the 2nd phone call.... LOL

the_h4mmer · Unread post by **the_h4mmer** » Mon Apr 04, 2022 6:33 am

the_h4mmer · Unread post by **the_h4mmer** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:15 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:54 am

the_h4mmer wrote: ↑Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:15 am SWX-updates.jpg

THIS is a perfect of example of "There's a lot of truth in humor."

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Tue Apr 05, 2022 11:06 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Apr 05, 2022 6:54 am THIS is a perfect of example of "There's a lot of truth in humor."

I'm happy and sad at the same time.....confusing mix of emotions.

the_h4mmer · Unread post by **the_h4mmer** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am

It's been a long day, time to crash

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 7:52 am

the_h4mmer wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am It's been a long day, time to crash
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Well then, you should wake up refreshed since you'll be starting new.

But don't expect a wake-up call to be generated from those sheets. That's a one-way communication.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:07 am

the_h4mmer wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 6:46 am It's been a long day, time to crash

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I'd chip in money to have one of those given to Manish Kumar at a public event!

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:47 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 11:07 am I'd chip in money to have one of those given to Manish Kumar at a public event!

And a shirt!

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 06, 2022 2:54 pm

DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:47 pmAnd a shirt!

I don't know, maybe it should be made into a cape, since they think our tools are for 5 year olds?

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the_h4mmer · Unread post by **the_h4mmer** » Thu Apr 07, 2022 6:57 am

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Apr 07, 2022 11:56 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu Apr 07, 2022 12:58 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Apr 08, 2022 4:24 am

the_h4mmer · Unread post by **the_h4mmer** » Mon Apr 11, 2022 6:52 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 12, 2022 1:49 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:41 pm

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am

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I don't see what's wrong here? Looks functional to me...what do you think duct tape and zip ties are for? And don't get me started on this stuff:

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Nowhere on the label did it say that I couldn't use if for automotive applications.

VicFrauenfeld · Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:22 pm

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am ThereIFixedIt159.jpg

As long as they weld the strapping to the gas tank, they should be good to go!

Glenn Schroeder · Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:04 pm

KaMei wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 1:48 am ThereIFixedIt159.jpg

I don't see any, but there's just got to be some duct tape under there somewhere.

SPerman · Unread post by **SPerman** » Thu Apr 14, 2022 3:30 pm

Duct tape is for rednecks. Clearly this guy is way too classy for duct tape.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue Apr 19, 2022 1:50 am

JSculley · Unread post by **JSculley** » Tue Apr 19, 2022 3:44 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Thu Apr 14, 2022 12:41 pm I don't see what's wrong here? Looks functional to me...what do you think duct tape and zip ties are for? And don't get me started on this stuff:
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Nowhere on the label did it say that I couldn't use if for automotive applications.

In my younger years I had a used 1980 Camaro that spent spent far too much time in the salt encrusted northern winters. When one of the exhaust pipes snapped just ahead of the muffler and I didn't have the cash or tools to repair it I took a steel soup can, cut both ends off, slit it down the side wrapped it around the two halves of the pipe an used two worm gear hose clamps to hold it. I think I drove it for about a year like that.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 20, 2022 2:10 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 21, 2022 1:54 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Apr 22, 2022 2:15 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon Apr 25, 2022 2:16 am

Glenn Schroeder · Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:29 am

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:42 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:29 am image.png

Not a bad place to promote that type of product, it may be one way to dull the pain from the software crashing and hanging.

Tahhhd · Unread post by **Tahhhd** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 9:05 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:29 am image.png

I saw that, but didn't want to click on it . . . Thanks for sharing it!
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EDIT: I have all my views minimized so that I can see more than 3 posts on a screen.

AlexLachance · Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:34 am

Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:29 am image.png

These posts have been happenning for over a week. There was about 10 multiposts of spam to sell viagra last friday.

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Tue Apr 26, 2022 6:32 pm

SamSpade wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 8:42 am Not a bad place to promote that type of product, it may be one way to dull the pain from the software crashing and hanging.

Dude, 3DX sux, but I don't care.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed Apr 27, 2022 2:59 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed Apr 27, 2022 8:45 am

AlexLachance wrote: ↑Tue Apr 26, 2022 10:34 am These posts have been happenning for over a week. There was about 10 multiposts of spam to sell viagra last friday.

Maybe they've found a viable way to monetize their platform and turn a profit?

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 2:07 am

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:12 pm

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Thu Apr 28, 2022 6:16 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri Apr 29, 2022 3:06 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon May 02, 2022 1:34 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue May 03, 2022 2:19 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed May 04, 2022 1:43 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu May 05, 2022 11:20 am

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Tue May 10, 2022 1:43 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue May 10, 2022 8:59 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed May 11, 2022 7:36 am

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Fri May 13, 2022 1:59 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri May 13, 2022 8:13 pm

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Hurricane season is coming. Stay safe!

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Sat May 14, 2022 7:42 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Fri May 13, 2022 8:13 pm image.png
Hurricane season is coming. Stay safe!

That's actually a handy tip!

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Sat May 14, 2022 11:09 am

..extra hand or finger food