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Non-Fungible Tokens are a way for artists to sell unique digital works. Someday we may even go there.
For now, John Cleese is selling you his illustration of the Brooklyn Bridge. Old joke, new twist. Brilliant, as those chaps say.
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I saw a cartoon in a magazine decades ago that showed a large building with a large black semicircle on the side of it, and a couple of smaller black blobs. There were two guys wearing hard hats standing there looking up at it, and one of them is saying "Damn it, Joe, I TOLD you not to set your coffee cup on the drawing!!!"
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A few decades ago the gas company finally ran natural gas lines in our part of the country. We already had the missile silos in the area with underground cables connecting them. When the natural gas line approached the missile line in the neighbor's pasture it made a large half circle with the center over the cable. Pretty funny. even better, it was within 50 yards of the highway so everyone could see it. ;; ;;
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How would you like to be the lineman that has to deal with this?
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Posted this over at the old forum...
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From an old thread that once again saw the light of day in "that-place-which-shall-not-be-mentioned".
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He that finds his life will lose it, and he who loses his life for [Christ's] sake will find it. Matt. 10:39
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Do 3 lies make a right?
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jcapriotti wrote: Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:22 pm Do 3 lies make a right?

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Wrong thread @jcapriotti...that banner isn't funny it's ridiculous...
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Good to know...412 is the line...don't cross it...
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I couldn't decide which thread to put it in, kinda belongs in both:
https://cadforum.net/viewtopic.php?p=2583#p2583
Hey @matt, let me know if cross-posting like this is a problem...can't think of why it'd be a problem, but it's your forum, your rules.
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Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?
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mattpeneguy wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:20 pm Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?
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Unless he was REALLY moving, I'm guessing that he might have landed on his buddy.
(I always tried to stick with jumping over inanimate objects ... safety first, even when being stupid!)
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Tahhhd wrote: Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:57 am
mattpeneguy wrote: Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:20 pm Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?
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Unless he was REALLY moving, I'm guessing that he might have landed on his buddy.
(I always tried to stick with jumping over inanimate objects ... safety first, even when being stupid!)
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I used to skateboard, road skateboarding. It got me around in a hilly city, and I didn't do ramps, jumps, and tricks.
I did have ONE trick.
Once I was urged to do a trick, and this guy was insistent. OK, then you lay down here on the ground. I'll go up this incline, come down here, and jump over you. Don't worry at all. You will not be harmed. OK. He's on the ground. I go up there. I get on my board and go in the opposite direction, quickly disappearing around the corner of a building. I don't think he wanted that kind of trick, but one should be careful what one asks for.
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Oh McDS has a Forum, e i e i oh.
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Today's email Dilbert is especially good.
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I have resembled that remark.
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