Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Tue May 04, 2021 12:34 am

Roasted By John wrote: ↑Mon May 03, 2021 3:05 pm He's not a kernal, just a grain of dirt by now

I guess there is a kernel of truth to that statement.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue May 04, 2021 7:57 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue May 04, 2021 10:51 am

Roasted By John · Wed May 05, 2021 7:22 am

BMW

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed May 05, 2021 7:40 am

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DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed May 05, 2021 8:11 am

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Wed May 05, 2021 1:10 pm

That has to be the longest interview of all time!

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Wed May 05, 2021 1:11 pm

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Thu May 06, 2021 2:07 am

jayar · Unread post by **jayar** » Thu May 06, 2021 6:07 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue May 04, 2021 10:51 amimage.png

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu May 06, 2021 8:21 am

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Thu May 06, 2021 8:54 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Thu May 06, 2021 8:21 am

I always wondered why they never covered that aspect of dog ownership....

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Thu May 06, 2021 9:23 am

Just heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce. She gets the house, but Bill insists on keeping the Windows.

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Thu May 06, 2021 9:46 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu May 06, 2021 5:22 pm

Roasted By John · Fri May 07, 2021 6:38 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Fri May 07, 2021 7:58 am

And they vote!

DanPihlaja · Unread post by **DanPihlaja** » Fri May 07, 2021 8:29 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:58 am image.png

And they vote!

Took me a second to figure out the 2nd one!

Glenn Schroeder · Fri May 07, 2021 9:19 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 7:58 am

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Maybe he just doesn't want to get bugs in his mouth.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri May 07, 2021 9:29 am

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Glenn Schroeder wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 9:19 am Maybe he just doesn't want to get bugs in his mouth.

@Glenn Schroeder,
It seems obvious to me, I don't know why you didn't figure it out...He's wearing that mask so he doesn't scuff up his face if he falls off that motorcycle...

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri May 07, 2021 10:07 am

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Fri May 07, 2021 12:52 pm

..levels of modeling hell

zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Fri May 07, 2021 1:00 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 9:29 am image.png

@Glenn Schroeder,
It seems obvious to me, I don't know why you didn't figure it out...He's wearing that mask so he doesn't scuff up his face if he falls off that motorcycle...

..yeah, if only he wore a Immortan Joe face mask?

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri May 07, 2021 1:02 pm

zxys001 wrote: ↑Fri May 07, 2021 12:52 pm ..levels of modeling hell

Paul,
FTFY:

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon May 10, 2021 1:27 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue May 11, 2021 2:22 pm

Git 'er done!

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Tue May 11, 2021 2:45 pm

DennisD wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 2:22 pm Git 'er done!
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Very nice and handy, just keep those embers away from the gas tank

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Tue May 11, 2021 3:04 pm

SamSpade wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 2:45 pm Very nice and handy, just keep those embers away from the gas tank

Pretty sure that trailer doesn't have a gas tank...but I've been wrong before...

SamSpade · Unread post by **SamSpade** » Tue May 11, 2021 3:30 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue May 11, 2021 3:04 pm Pretty sure that trailer doesn't have a gas tank...but I've been wrong before...

My bad, I didn't look closely enough. Thought it was a pickup / flatbed.

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Wed May 12, 2021 1:37 am

Steen Winther · Wed May 12, 2021 2:23 am

Roasted By John · Wed May 12, 2021 6:52 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Wed May 12, 2021 7:54 am

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed May 12, 2021 1:19 pm

VicFrauenfeld · Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:19 pmimage.png

I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Wed May 12, 2021 1:58 pm

VicFrauenfeld wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.

I have no idea if this movie will be good, but go watch the entire trailer over at:

Then scroll down and read the very first comment (don't cheat and read it first, if you do it won't be near as funny)...If you found what I posted above funny, you'll find that post hilarious. I almost spit coffee on my monitor...

Roasted By John · Wed May 12, 2021 3:59 pm

Glenn Schroeder · Wed May 12, 2021 4:46 pm

Roasted By John wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 3:59 pm image.png

Many years ago I was going down the road out in the country (yes, it was in Texas) and saw an unusual vehicle parked near a house. It was a great big 4-wheel drive chassis . . . with an bright red Corvette body.

jcapriotti · Unread post by **jcapriotti** » Wed May 12, 2021 7:35 pm

VicFrauenfeld wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.

He probably enjoyed the show up until........

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Thu May 13, 2021 12:44 pm

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Fri May 14, 2021 5:56 pm

Sooo...they lifted the mask mandate for vaccinated people, but I didn't see guidance on public waterfountains...Is it okay to go back to drinking from them like this?

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zxys001 · Unread post by **zxys001** » Fri May 14, 2021 8:04 pm

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed May 12, 2021 1:58 pm I have no idea if this movie will be good, but go watch the entire trailer over at:

Then scroll down and read the very first comment (don't cheat and read it first, if you do it won't be near as funny)...If you found what I posted above funny, you'll find that post hilarious. I almost spit coffee on my monitor...

..too many tatter tots

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Sun May 16, 2021 2:26 pm

Because they can!

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Sun May 16, 2021 5:30 pm

Don't worry Dassault, your platform may be ready by the time everything switches back to all caps...So no need to change a thing...

KaMei · Unread post by **KaMei** » Mon May 17, 2021 4:10 am

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon May 17, 2021 7:39 am

DennisD wrote: ↑Sun May 16, 2021 2:26 pm Because they can!

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The sad thing is, even Tesla owners vote.

mike miller · Unread post by **mike miller** » Mon May 17, 2021 8:02 am

https://wng.org/cartoons#806837

mattpeneguy · Unread post by **mattpeneguy** » Mon May 17, 2021 1:01 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Mon May 17, 2021 1:12 pm

DennisD · Unread post by **DennisD** » Tue May 18, 2021 7:56 am