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Figured I'd start posting these here. I'll see if pictures work:
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Being from a part of the country that reveres cornbread I found this one amusing. Bonus points if you know which TV show the picture came from.
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sorry if i ask question, but the "jokes thread" was different from the old "kitty dump swift" ?

in the joke, there were only jokes.

and in the kitty, there were general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
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Merovingien wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:54 am sorry if i ask question, but the "jokes thread" was different from the old "kitty dump swift" ?

in the joke, there were only jokes.

and in the kitty, there were general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
Yes, you are correct.
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Glenn Schroeder wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:41 pm Being from a part of the country that reveres cornbread I found this one amusing. Bonus points if you know which TV show the picture came from.

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Beverly Hillbillies?
Green Acres?
Andy Griffith?
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matt wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 9:38 am
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Thu Mar 11, 2021 1:41 pm Being from a part of the country that reveres cornbread I found this one amusing. Bonus points if you know which TV show the picture came from.

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Beverly Hillbillies?
Green Acres?
Andy Griffith?
You nailed it with your third guess. They appeared in several episodes of the Andy Griffith show. The one on the right was the father, Briscoe Darling. HIs two sons never spoke. By the way, the same actor who played the father was Uncle Jesse on the old Dukes of Hazzard show.
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dpihlaja wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 8:03 am
Merovingien wrote: Fri Mar 12, 2021 3:54 am sorry if i ask question, but the "jokes thread" was different from the old "kitty dump swift" ?

in the joke, there were only jokes.

and in the kitty, there were general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
Yes, you are correct.
but "watercooling" seems doing the same stuff,

but "joke thread title" isn't general enough

like the "Kitty Dump" was,
maybe we should unify to only one thread ??

to discuss about : general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
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That reminds me of something I saw years ago, where someone was bragging that he had zero carbon footprint because he always took the bus.
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maybe we should merge the two thread into one only ?
Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean) + Watercooler Talk

to have only one thread for : general discuss, internet meme, funny gif, internet news, etc...
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Ummm, social distancing at it worst?
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@bnemec that's not funny...that's just sad...DS, "I'm sorry that's the best that you could do." I'm posting that over to the Swamp.
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Thanks, now I need to clean the coffee from my monitors.
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Jaylin Hochstetler wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:29 pm home runs.jpg
As long as they are labeled good on the other end, everything should be fine, right?
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mattpeneguy wrote: Fri Mar 19, 2021 2:36 pm
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As long as they are labeled good on the other end, everything should be fine, right?
No. it'll screw up the eddiecurrents and the magnaflux.
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Is this true @AlexLachance and @Frederick_Law ?
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mattpeneguy wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:36 am Is this true @AlexLachance and @Frederick_Law ?
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I've seen similar things around so I guess it kind of is :lol:
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AlexLachance wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:52 am
mattpeneguy wrote: Tue Mar 23, 2021 7:36 am Is this true @AlexLachance and @Frederick_Law ?
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I've seen similar things around so I guess it kind of is :lol:
I thought hockey fights were something all Canadians participated in...kinda like bbqing in TX or eating crawfish in LA...
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