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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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A man walks into a bar...
That lucky bastard.
That lucky bastard.
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"On the days when I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, well, I have really good days."
Ray Wylie Hubbard in his song "Mother Blues"
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Dang, our plan to take over supermarkets has been leaked !!!
Life is what happens while you make other plans.
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Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order!
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Whaaaa........ I never even noticed it!!VicFrauenfeld wrote: ↑Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:18 am Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order!
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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What a view of the coastline!
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Now that's an airline that knows how to cater to their passengers… why obstruct a picturesque view with engine shrouding.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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This would be funny if it weren't real!
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Hey @DennisD,
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Now THAT is funny!
Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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That reminds me of the bubble gum cards I'd see in the checkout aisle when I was like 6 or 7 years old for Alien.
One of my coworkers claims to be a horror movie buff, and hadn't seen Alien...How can anyone be a horror fan and have never seen Alien? To me it's up there with the Exorcist as one of the top five...Of course that may have to do with the timeline and when I was growing up?
Both Alien and Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely weren't meant for kids, but they didn't exactly only market them to adults.
I'm torn about this being funny, or cruel (I guess it's both)...This kid definitely won't forget this incident:
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Something to always keep in mind:
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I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...
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@mattpeneguy
The worst thing about the whole debacle (how it looks from the outside), is there is no concern for the limit of time... There was no time management, no time goals (except for the April 2nd cutoff date), there are no timely updates from SW - Just a whole lot of garbage, yeah I'm sore, yeah it doesn't help that we moved to Fusion 3 6 0
The worst thing about the whole debacle (how it looks from the outside), is there is no concern for the limit of time... There was no time management, no time goals (except for the April 2nd cutoff date), there are no timely updates from SW - Just a whole lot of garbage, yeah I'm sore, yeah it doesn't help that we moved to Fusion 3 6 0
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My daughter put this up where she works.
Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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You speaking from experience?
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I think we need to post that on the main page here, although I fear that we would fare no better. Too many here willing to bleed purple.
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I had a similar one on my office door for a while. Notice the asterisk, and the fine print at bottom. It says "Previous record excluding weekends and holidays is 0."
"On the days when I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, well, I have really good days."
Ray Wylie Hubbard in his song "Mother Blues"
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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@DennisD It would seem that Cap'n Crunch has been giving himself promotions over the years. Quite the pirate I'd say.
Ensign Crunch _
Lieutenant Crunch _
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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel
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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel
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WT!?mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:02 pm I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...
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..this one still makes me
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I got it right away. It reminds me of when the former airplane hangar where I work was remodeled. The building is about 300' long, with a 120' wide clear span down the middle that's full of equipment, material, and various other objects with an aisle left open down the middle. The mechanical, construction, and electronics shops, restrooms, a lunch room, hallways to exterior doors, and a couple offices go down each side. When it was remodeled they had to put Braille signs beside each of those doors. I still haven't figured out how a blind person would ever even find one of those signs in order to be able to read it.
"On the days when I keep my gratitude higher than my expectations, well, I have really good days."
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Brick walls are there for a reason. The brick walls aren't there to keep us out. The brick walls are there to show us how badly we want things.
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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel
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He's not a kernal, just a grain of dirt by now
Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel
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He's not a kernal, just a grain of dirt by now
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