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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 7:14 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:34 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 19, 2021 9:37 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:12 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:28 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:39 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:44 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:46 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 11:50 am
by SamSpade
A man walks into a bar...

That lucky bastard.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 2:58 pm
by Roasted By John
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 21, 2021 4:17 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 2:05 am
by KaMei
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Dang, our plan to take over supermarkets has been leaked !!!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 22, 2021 3:09 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:51 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 6:11 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:18 am
by VicFrauenfeld
KaMei wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:51 am 602bea8d9ed0f_xfrkoz9regg61__700.jpg
Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order! ;;

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:37 am
by mike miller
VicFrauenfeld wrote: Fri Apr 23, 2021 8:18 am Why do we need to worry about spelling? As long as the numbers are in the right order! ;;
Whaaaa........ I never even noticed it!! <()>

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 3:24 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:22 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 8:51 am
by mattpeneguy
What a view of the coastline!
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 9:31 am
by SamSpade
Now that's an airline that knows how to cater to their passengers… why obstruct a picturesque view with engine shrouding. ;;

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:33 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 11:43 am
by DennisD
This would be funny if it weren't real!
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:21 pm
by mattpeneguy
Hey @DennisD,
I found a coupon for you:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:24 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 7:52 am
by DennisD
mattpeneguy wrote: Mon Apr 26, 2021 7:21 pm Hey @DennisD,
I found a coupon for you:
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Now THAT is funny!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 8:25 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 9:22 am
by mattpeneguy
KaMei wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 2:24 am JasonPeopleKiller.jpg
That reminds me of the bubble gum cards I'd see in the checkout aisle when I was like 6 or 7 years old for Alien.
One of my coworkers claims to be a horror movie buff, and hadn't seen Alien...How can anyone be a horror fan and have never seen Alien? To me it's up there with the Exorcist as one of the top five...Of course that may have to do with the timeline and when I was growing up?

Both Alien and Texas Chainsaw Massacre definitely weren't meant for kids, but they didn't exactly only market them to adults.

I'm torn about this being funny, or cruel (I guess it's both)...This kid definitely won't forget this incident:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 11:56 am
by mattpeneguy
Something to always keep in mind:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:02 pm
by mattpeneguy
I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:25 pm
by Roasted By John
@mattpeneguy

The worst thing about the whole debacle (how it looks from the outside), is there is no concern for the limit of time...  There was no time management, no time goals (except for the April 2nd cutoff date), there are no timely updates from SW - Just a whole lot of garbage, yeah I'm sore, yeah it doesn't help that we moved to Fusion 3 6 0     

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 2:05 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am
by DennisD
My daughter put this up where she works.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 11:58 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 3:44 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2021 4:45 pm
by Jaylin Hochstetler
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;;
You speaking from experience?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 1:08 am
by jcapriotti
DennisD wrote: Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am My daughter put this up where she works.

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I think we need to post that on the main page here, although I fear that we would fare no better. Too many here willing to bleed purple.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 3:59 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 7:12 am
by Glenn Schroeder
DennisD wrote: Wed Apr 28, 2021 10:03 am My daughter put this up where she works.

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I had a similar one on my office door for a while. Notice the asterisk, and the fine print at bottom. It says "Previous record excluding weekends and holidays is 0."

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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 9:04 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:39 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 10:40 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Apr 30, 2021 11:13 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 8:12 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 10:40 am
by jcapriotti
@DennisD It would seem that Cap'n Crunch has been giving himself promotions over the years. Quite the pirate I'd say.

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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel :roll:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 3:53 pm
by zxys001
mattpeneguy wrote: Tue Apr 27, 2021 3:02 pm I don't know why I'm posting this in the Jokes thread...It's not funny, but sad...
WT!? :o

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm
by zxys001
..this one still makes me :lol:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat May 01, 2021 7:41 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
zxys001 wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm ..this one still makes me :lol:
I got it right away. It reminds me of when the former airplane hangar where I work was remodeled. The building is about 300' long, with a 120' wide clear span down the middle that's full of equipment, material, and various other objects with an aisle left open down the middle. The mechanical, construction, and electronics shops, restrooms, a lunch room, hallways to exterior doors, and a couple offices go down each side. When it was remodeled they had to put Braille signs beside each of those doors. I still haven't figured out how a blind person would ever even find one of those signs in order to be able to read it.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 8:52 am
by DennisD
zxys001 wrote: Sat May 01, 2021 3:54 pm ..this one still makes me :lol:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 03, 2021 3:05 pm
by Roasted By John
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Next thing you'll being telling me that Colonel Sanders isn't actually a Colonel :roll:
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He's not a kernal, just a grain of dirt by now ;)