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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 12:34 am
by jcapriotti
Roasted By John wrote: Mon May 03, 2021 3:05 pm He's not a kernal, just a grain of dirt by now ;)
I guess there is a kernel of truth to that statement. :o

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 7:57 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 04, 2021 10:51 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 7:22 am
by Roasted By John
BMW

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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 7:40 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 8:11 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 1:10 pm
by SamSpade
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That has to be the longest interview of all time!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 05, 2021 1:11 pm
by SamSpade
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 2:07 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 6:07 am
by jayar
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 8:21 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 8:54 am
by DanPihlaja
DennisD wrote: Thu May 06, 2021 8:21 am
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I always wondered why they never covered that aspect of dog ownership....

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 9:23 am
by SamSpade
Just heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce. She gets the house, but Bill insists on keeping the Windows.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 9:46 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 06, 2021 5:22 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 6:38 am
by Roasted By John
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 7:58 am
by DennisD
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And they vote!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 8:29 am
by DanPihlaja
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And they vote!
Took me a second to figure out the 2nd one!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 9:19 am
by Glenn Schroeder
DennisD wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 7:58 am
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Maybe he just doesn't want to get bugs in his mouth.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 9:29 am
by mattpeneguy
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Glenn Schroeder wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 9:19 am Maybe he just doesn't want to get bugs in his mouth.
@Glenn Schroeder,
It seems obvious to me, I don't know why you didn't figure it out...He's wearing that mask so he doesn't scuff up his face if he falls off that motorcycle...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 10:07 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 12:52 pm
by zxys001
..levels of modeling hell

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 1:00 pm
by zxys001
mattpeneguy wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 9:29 am image.png

@Glenn Schroeder,
It seems obvious to me, I don't know why you didn't figure it out...He's wearing that mask so he doesn't scuff up his face if he falls off that motorcycle...
..yeah, if only he wore a Immortan Joe face mask? :lol:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 07, 2021 1:02 pm
by mattpeneguy
zxys001 wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 12:52 pm ..levels of modeling hell
Paul,
FTFY:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 10, 2021 1:27 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 2:22 pm
by DennisD
Git 'er done!
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 2:45 pm
by SamSpade
DennisD wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 2:22 pm Git 'er done!
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Very nice and handy, just keep those embers away from the gas tank ;)

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 3:04 pm
by mattpeneguy
SamSpade wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 2:45 pm Very nice and handy, just keep those embers away from the gas tank ;)
Pretty sure that trailer doesn't have a gas tank...but I've been wrong before...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 11, 2021 3:30 pm
by SamSpade
mattpeneguy wrote: Tue May 11, 2021 3:04 pm Pretty sure that trailer doesn't have a gas tank...but I've been wrong before...
My bad, I didn't look closely enough. Thought it was a pickup / flatbed. <()>

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:37 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 2:23 am
by Steen Winther
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 6:52 am
by Roasted By John
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 7:54 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:19 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm
by VicFrauenfeld
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I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 1:58 pm
by mattpeneguy
VicFrauenfeld wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.
I have no idea if this movie will be good, but go watch the entire trailer over at:

Then scroll down and read the very first comment (don't cheat and read it first, if you do it won't be near as funny)...If you found what I posted above funny, you'll find that post hilarious. I almost spit coffee on my monitor...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 3:59 pm
by Roasted By John
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 4:46 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
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Many years ago I was going down the road out in the country (yes, it was in Texas) and saw an unusual vehicle parked near a house. It was a great big 4-wheel drive chassis . . . with an bright red Corvette body.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed May 12, 2021 7:35 pm
by jcapriotti
VicFrauenfeld wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 1:54 pm I find it funny that he still gave it two stars. I would have only given it one star if I was murdered there.
He probably enjoyed the show up until........

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu May 13, 2021 12:44 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 5:56 pm
by mattpeneguy
Sooo...they lifted the mask mandate for vaccinated people, but I didn't see guidance on public waterfountains...Is it okay to go back to drinking from them like this?

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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri May 14, 2021 8:04 pm
by zxys001
mattpeneguy wrote: Wed May 12, 2021 1:58 pm I have no idea if this movie will be good, but go watch the entire trailer over at:

Then scroll down and read the very first comment (don't cheat and read it first, if you do it won't be near as funny)...If you found what I posted above funny, you'll find that post hilarious. I almost spit coffee on my monitor...
..too many tatter tots UU

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 2:26 pm
by DennisD
Because they can!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun May 16, 2021 5:30 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Don't worry Dassault, your platform may be ready by the time everything switches back to all caps...So no need to change a thing...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 4:10 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 7:39 am
by DennisD
DennisD wrote: Sun May 16, 2021 2:26 pm Because they can!
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The sad thing is, even Tesla owners vote.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 8:02 am
by mike miller

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 1:01 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon May 17, 2021 1:12 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue May 18, 2021 7:56 am
by DennisD
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