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jcapriotti wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:00 pmimage.png

I saw a cartoon in a magazine decades ago that showed a large building with a large black semicircle on the side of it, and a couple of smaller black blobs. There were two guys wearing hard hats standing there looking up at it, and one of them is saying "Damn it, Joe, I TOLD you not to set your coffee cup on the drawing!!!"

My response this morning:

jcapriotti wrote: ↑Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:00 pmimage.png

A few decades ago the gas company finally ran natural gas lines in our part of the country. We already had the missile silos in the area with underground cables connecting them. When the natural gas line approached the missile line in the neighbor's pasture it made a large half circle with the center over the cable. Pretty funny. even better, it was within 50 yards of the highway so everyone could see it.

How would you like to be the lineman that has to deal with this?

Looks secure:

Posted this over at the old forum...

From an old thread that once again saw the light of day in "that-place-which-shall-not-be-mentioned".

Do 3 lies make a right?

jcapriotti wrote: ↑Fri Apr 02, 2021 5:22 pm Do 3 lies make a right?

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Wrong thread @jcapriotti...that banner isn't funny it's ridiculous...

Good to know...412 is the line...don't cross it...

I couldn't decide which thread to put it in, kinda belongs in both:
https://cadforum.net/viewtopic.php?p=2583#p2583
Hey @matt, let me know if cross-posting like this is a problem...can't think of why it'd be a problem, but it's your forum, your rules.

Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:20 pm Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?
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Unless he was REALLY moving, I'm guessing that he might have landed on his buddy.
(I always tried to stick with jumping over inanimate objects ... safety first, even when being stupid!)
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Tahhhd wrote: ↑Mon Apr 05, 2021 5:57 am

mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 03, 2021 4:20 pm Hey @Tahhhd,
What's your professional opinion on how this turned out?
image.png

Unless he was REALLY moving, I'm guessing that he might have landed on his buddy.
(I always tried to stick with jumping over inanimate objects ... safety first, even when being stupid!)
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I used to skateboard, road skateboarding. It got me around in a hilly city, and I didn't do ramps, jumps, and tricks.
I did have ONE trick.
Once I was urged to do a trick, and this guy was insistent. OK, then you lay down here on the ground. I'll go up this incline, come down here, and jump over you. Don't worry at all. You will not be harmed. OK. He's on the ground. I go up there. I get on my board and go in the opposite direction, quickly disappearing around the corner of a building. I don't think he wanted that kind of trick, but one should be careful what one asks for.

Oh McDS has a Forum, e i e i oh.
Tag tag here tag tag there,
Here tag there tag,
Everywhere tag tag.

KaMei wrote: ↑Wed Apr 07, 2021 1:43 am Designers-are-challenged-to-place-ads-logos-or-stores-in-the-most-unexpected-areas-imaginable-6066db15a618b__700.jpg

I don't think that parts list includes enough beer.

Today's email Dilbert is especially good. I have resembled that remark.