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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:15 am
by mike miller
SPerman wrote: Wed Aug 25, 2021 6:20 pm Sadly, this wasn't said as a joke. I think he has a future at DSS if he ever decides to leave McLaren.

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McLaren is the local hospice for this area. Maybe he's already dead. :lol:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 7:56 am
by SPerman
This is a spinoff of the company that fields the F1 racing team, among other things.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:19 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:20 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:22 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:43 am
by DennisD
mattpeneguy wrote: Thu Aug 26, 2021 8:20 am
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When you don't want to have to go outside to the electric fence for your thrills. . .

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Aug 26, 2021 9:46 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:13 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:14 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2021 10:50 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2021 5:08 pm
by zxys001
We are a holy order, an ancient brotherhood of lepers. Unclean, unclean.
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/4f5d238e-2 ... af69e86a00

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 8:54 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:03 am
by mattpeneguy
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...With everything going on THIS is the best headline story ya got?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2021 12:07 pm
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 1:43 pm
by SamSpade
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2021 11:14 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 8:17 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2021 1:34 pm
by DanPihlaja
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2021 1:08 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:40 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:42 pm
by mattpeneguy
Looks good.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2021 12:58 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 2:10 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 9:03 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:48 pm
by jayar
Don't recall if this has been shared before...

Little Known Fact, The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky series not to feature Sylvester Stallone.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 2:34 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 7:13 am
by Jaylin Hochstetler
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 9:01 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2021 6:40 pm
by DennisD
I can relate. . .
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:12 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:03 am
by zxys001
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Hmm.. personally I'd honk.. so, I don't get it? :D
Although, what is funnier and true to reality,.. the road rage devote believers returning the love and hypocrisy to their own fellow brother/sister. ;;

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:44 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:39 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:29 am
by SPerman
zxys001 wrote: Wed Sep 15, 2021 8:03 am Hmm.. personally I'd honk.. so, I don't get it? :D
Although, what is funnier and true to reality,.. the road rage devote believers returning the love and hypocrisy to their own fellow brother/sister. ;;
Bad driving takes precedence over theology for me. I'm honking.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:03 am
by zxys001
SPerman wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 7:29 am Bad driving takes precedence over theology for me. I'm honking.
..my humor perspective in this all so subtle human conflict is imagining the believer entering their twilight kumbaya intersection zone (red/green yellow (go fast!) while wanting to tear wings off of possible angels because, dammit, they're in my way and I'm late to an appointment (rage with an merica waving flag and gun rack)... yet, a message on a bumper reminding them to "honk"... brings them back a calm and common ground to reassess of their xmas love and fidelity for one another (hugs/kisses)?
..things that make you think,.... hmmmmm,... uhmm, yeah, sure, Jan.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:18 am
by Glenn Schroeder
https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third ... -fractions

This is why I don't spend much time arguing with people on the internet.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:39 am
by mattpeneguy
Glenn Schroeder wrote: Thu Sep 16, 2021 8:18 am https://awrestaurants.com/blog/aw-third ... -fractions

This is why I don't spend much time arguing with people on the internet.
I disagree with you @Glenn Schroeder...Let's discuss it...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:26 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 9:29 am
by mattpeneguy
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Problem solved...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2021 10:19 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:27 pm
by zxys001
...don't look at your...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:29 pm
by zxys001
.. can't be too safe.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 1:46 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 8:28 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 10:39 am
by mattpeneguy
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Reminds me of this:
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They have to put that it's food on the label?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2021 6:17 pm
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:37 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 8:46 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:08 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Problem solved

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2021 1:11 pm
by mattpeneguy
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