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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:47 am
by bnemec
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They did not specify important to the organism or important to the species.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 11:16 am
by DennisD
bnemec wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 10:47 am
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FIFY.

There are 11 types of people in this world, those that can count in binary and those who cannot.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:09 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:10 pm
by bnemec
DennisD wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 11:16 am FIFY.

There are 11 types of people in this world, those that can count in binary and those who cannot.
I don't get it. Who's the third group?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:14 pm
by DennisD
bnemec wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:10 pm I don't get it. Who's the third group?
Uummmm . . . those who don't get the joke.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:44 pm
by mike miller
bnemec wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:10 pm I don't get it. Who's the third group?
I was just wondering where the other nine are.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:35 pm
by SPerman
mike miller wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 4:44 pm
I was just wondering where the other nine are.
Wait. Are you talking about genders?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2021 9:04 pm
by DennisD
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:35 pm Wait. Are you talking about genders?
BOOM!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:07 am
by DennisD
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We'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.
William Shatner's Blue Origin launch on New Shepard: Live updates
https://www.space.com/news/live/blue-or ... ch-updates

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:12 am
by mike miller
SPerman wrote: ↑Mon Oct 11, 2021 8:35 pm Wait. Are you talking about genders?
Of course not, silly. We all know the current count is 96.......97.......98........99........

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:16 am
by bnemec
mike miller wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:12 am Of course not, silly. We all know the current count is 96.......97.......98........99........
110,0000.....110,0001.....110,0010......110,0011.......

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2021 2:54 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2021 10:05 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 3:07 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:30 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:47 am
by SamSpade
DennisD wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 9:07 am image.png



We'll have to wait until tomorrow to find out.
William Shatner's Blue Origin launch on New Shepard: Live updates
https://www.space.com/news/live/blue-or ... ch-updates
I'm certain Scotty would be able to beam Jim Beam Jim under the table.

How many checks could Chekov check off if Chekov could check off checks?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 14, 2021 6:41 pm
by DennisD
SamSpade wrote: ↑Thu Oct 14, 2021 10:47 am I'm certain Scotty would be able to beam Jim Beam Jim under the table.

How many checks could Chekov check off if Chekov could check off checks?
Well, the real Scotty beat the real Cap'n into space. . .
https://www.space.com/15810-scotty-ashe ... aunch.html

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 1:50 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 9:47 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:06 am
by matt
bnemec wrote: ↑Tue Oct 12, 2021 10:16 am 110,0000.....110,0001.....110,0010......110,0011.......
No, you're counting in binary. Don't you watch CNN? You need to count in sexadecimal 69996669999

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:12 am
by mike miller
matt wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:06 am No, you're counting in binary. Don't you watch CNN? You need to count in sexadecimal 69996669999
What's CNN?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:18 am
by bnemec
mike miller wrote: ↑Fri Oct 15, 2021 10:12 am What's CNN?
Edit: spelling error, whew!
Confused News Network? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2021 9:45 am
by DennisD
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Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 2:01 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 2:24 pm
by Tom G
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2021 6:23 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 1:37 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:55 am
by DennisD
@Glenn Schroeder and @Rick McDonald, this is for you.
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:33 pm
by Glenn Schroeder
I had an interview a few days ago. They asked if I can perform under pressure. I said "No, I'm afraid not. Would you like to hear Bohemian Rhapsody instead?"

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:46 pm
by mattpeneguy
DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 9:55 am @Glenn Schroeder and @Rick McDonald, this is for you.
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Dennis, I can do it in much less time....driving 85mph for 10 hours...
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:14 pm
by DennisD
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 12:46 pm Dennis, I can do it in much less time....driving 85mph for 10 hours...
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Really!? You would slow down to 85?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:23 pm
by mattpeneguy
DennisD wrote: ↑Wed Oct 20, 2021 2:14 pm Really!? You would slow down to 85?
Only near the speed traps...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2021 7:18 pm
by DennisD
For our friends across the pond. . .
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 1:35 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2021 8:40 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 1:50 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 9:48 am
by DennisD
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Moral. . . Read between the lines.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:57 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 1:45 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:24 am
by DennisD
Today's Dilbert.
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And I thought Scott Adams was an electrical engineer. I didn't know he uses SWX.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:30 am
by mike miller
DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:24 am Today's Dilbert.

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And I thought Scott Adams was an electrical engineer. I didn't know he uses SWX.
He's been watching your posts. Through the security loophole in SWX 2021 SP4.1.

;;

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:32 am
by mattpeneguy
DennisD wrote: ↑Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:24 am Today's Dilbert.

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And I thought Scott Adams was an electrical engineer. I didn't know he uses SWX.
He's not an engineer. I believe his degree is in business or is economics related. I think he even has an MBA, but definitely no engineering degree...Though he nails engineers with his Dilbert comic pretty often.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 9:58 am
by DennisD
mattpeneguy wrote: ↑Thu Oct 28, 2021 8:32 am He's not an engineer. I believe his degree is in business or is economics related. I think he even has an MBA, but definitely no engineering degree...Though he nails engineers with his Dilbert comic pretty often.
You are correct. I just looked him up on Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Adams

This is interesting, "Adams attributes his success to his idea of including his e-mail address in the panels, thus facilitating reader feedback and suggestions."

Hmmm, this makes me think of two points:
1. SolidWorks used to actively solicit our input. Now it seems they do not want to listen to what we have to say. There is a big difference between hearing and listening!
2. Perhaps someone here sent Scott Adams a suggestion for this particular episode, maybe based on their experiences with SWX of the last few years (ONE and TWO!). And no, it wasn't me!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 12:21 pm
by bnemec
Them: So how's the migration to SW going?

Me:
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 1:47 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 2:38 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:39 am
by mike miller
New member that just signed up:
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For anyone here that's in preschool, this is what you've been waiting for!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:28 am
by bnemec
mike miller wrote: ↑Mon Nov 01, 2021 8:39 am New member that just signed up:

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For anyone here that's in preschool, this is what you've been waiting for!
There are days where I could use a refresher on the subjects covered there.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:27 am
by Glenn Schroeder
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:19 pm
by DennisD
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