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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:49 am
by mattpeneguy
DennisD wrote: Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:30 am
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That's a touching story with a happy ending.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 2:47 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 5:16 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 7:30 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Typical of the media, I wonder how long this has been going on?...

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2022 8:22 pm
by zxys001

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 1:47 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2022 11:23 am
by zxys001
:D

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 1:55 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 8:09 am
by mattpeneguy
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Does he get the $5 difference back when they catch him?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 11:25 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2022 5:22 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 2:27 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2022 2:34 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2022 8:07 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 1:45 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2022 10:54 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 1:33 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2022 10:44 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:38 pm
by DennisD
Not that there was any doubt that Dilbert lives. . .
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2022 12:41 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 10:05 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:28 pm
by jcapriotti
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Zod and the Krypts?

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2022 5:29 pm
by jcapriotti
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sun Jun 19, 2022 8:30 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 2:06 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 6:36 am
by DennisD
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Wow! That's an unbelievable paint job!

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:21 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:22 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2022 11:31 am
by Glenn Schroeder
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A friend of mine worked at the local livestock auction decades ago when he was in his teens. One day he was working on and they saw a 4-door car in line with all the trucks and trailers. He said they didn't think too much about it, because people would occasionally bring in a baby calf or goat with a car, but when the car got to the head of the line it had a 400 pound calf in the back. I'll never forget him saying "They had so many ropes on it all it could do was bellow and s***, and it was doing plenty of both."

Anyway, they untied the ropes and opened the doors and let it jump out. I'm sure glad I wasn't the one that had to clean the car out afterwards.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 2:22 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 2:36 am
by Ömür Tokman
In my childhood, we didn't have remote controls in our house yet. The little children of the house used to work as a remote control in those days😅 The system was quite simple. Our mom or dad used to tell us a channel name. There were only a few TV channels anyway. We would detect the mother/father command sound with our ear sensors and find out which channel it corresponds to in our brain. Then we would change the channel by pressing the button on the TV with our fingers.
Then came the remote controls. We children lost our job where we earned candy and chocolate in return 😥 Because we had succumbed to technology. I hate technology to this day.😅

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2022 1:42 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:09 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2022 9:18 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2022 1:55 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 1:27 am
by Ömür Tokman
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 2:13 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2022 7:57 am
by Ömür Tokman
KaMei wrote: Wed Jun 29, 2022 2:13 am ...........
It's nice to know I'm not alone!
When people persistently tried to open the door, I wrote a similar image to the office entrance. Since the boss thought that the 4 warning signs were exaggerated, he had 3 warning signs removed after 2 months. Now there is only one warning sign.
Despite this, the lock was broken 3 times in 1 year.

inscription on the warning sign.
Please don't force the door
Press the bell!
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2022 10:19 am
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 1:25 pm
by Frederick_Law
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2022 9:16 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2022 3:05 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:43 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Contractor forgot the handrail.

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2022 12:45 pm
by mattpeneguy
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:06 am
by KaMei
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2022 8:11 pm
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2022 8:02 am
by DennisD
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Well, maybe not to some people. :lol:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 9:51 am
by DennisD
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Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2022 10:21 am
by SamSpade
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Sadly, it's been longer than that. The last time Lord Stanley's Cup was celebrated here in Canada was 1993, by my beloved Habs. :cry:

Re: Jokes Thread (Keep it Clean)

Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2022 1:45 am
by KaMei
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